After an unsuccessful political career that ended when John Key was permanently deported from New Zealand, the former PM tried his hand as a planking instructor. Despite the low wage, he still employed a phalanx of security guards, who reportedly all pack hobbit swords. "When the economy flat lined, planking seemed like the obvious choice," John Key said about his latest career change. "Best of all I get to touch young Men's bottoms."
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