The Fake World Cup Tour | The Jackal

20 Aug 2011

The Fake World Cup Tour

There were rumors this week that the prime minister might be fake. Experts say his IQ was affected during the cloning process and that he's no longer able to count how many youth unemployed there are or shares he holds with Transrail or the Bank of America.  Unfortunately nobody knows where the real John Key is, although reports say that he's all over the place.